writing-myself-sane:

maraglen:

feistyfrank:

davediddlystrider:

This man is qualified to play as nightwing

This man is qualified to fuck me

I think he is qualified to be a helicopter too

And there ladies and gentlemen are the three sides of Tumblr: nerdy, horny, high

(Source: jacobpentecost)

queerfat:

blighght:

The difference between cat people and dog people, as explained by Tumblr.

lol

cactous:

THIS WAS MY FAVORITE PART OF THE WHOLE MOVIE

(Source: anostalgicnerd)

phantom-ryker:

Calculus jokes.

The signs as different-order derivatives of e^x

4thoctave:

Leo: e^x

Libra: e^x

Cancer: e^x

Virgo: e^x

Aries: e^x

Sagittarius: e^x

Aquarius: e^x

Gemini: e^x

Scorpio: e^x

Taurus: e^x

Capricorn: e^x

Pisces: e^x

prepfordwife:

whitehouse:

“You guys are awesome. You really are. You’re very bright. And just remember, you can do anything that you put your mind to.” —The First Lady to kids celebrating Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day at the White House

That hug looks like it feels good. Just super authentic mommy hug.

(Source: obamawhitehouse)

micdotcom:

This unstainable shirt is called the ‘Liz Lemon’ and we need it right now 

Clothing brand Elizabeth & Clarke has innovated a fabric to stop stains before they happen, with material that repels oil- and water-based spills. It would appear such shirts are in high demand, based on the resounding success of the Kickstarter campaign. Its goal was $30,000 — but raised way more than that.

(Source: mic.com)